water drinker
disaster bisexual, i love sparkling water

xenosagaepisodeone:

xenosagaepisodeone:

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my sister sent me this on discord because she’s been obsessed with king of the hill lately and i’m taken aback by the tasteful homoeroticism in this composition

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boomhauer and dale been fucking that long ⁉️⁉️⁉️

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wizardpostsdotorg:

secondrate-lich:

wizardpostsdotorg:

the best part abt torrenting imo is that it reminds me so much of the old internet with the “12 minutes left, 53 minutes left, 50 minutes left. 2 hrs. ok it’s done.”

Yes, and also not paying.

yeah the not paying is the best part also

(via hentired)

luciladlafuente:

What’s on your phone?

¿Qué hay en tu teléfono?

fear

marlinspirkhall:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

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She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

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OK my dad also got it

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DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

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My fucking manager got it

The human affinity for memes transcends all reason

(via egberts)

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

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Characters who arent harry dubois but have the disco elysium skill system in their brains

(via sleepgrifter)

the-binging-of-babish:
“the binging of babish
”
i will kill him

the-binging-of-babish:

the binging of babish

i will kill him

(via tuesdaey)

charlottan:

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

(via radicalseabies)

evilmario666:

cooking-with-nitroglycerin:

evilmario666:

Now he’s threatening to sue me and make ME legally livestock

Call Saul

One of my Sauls is held in a CIA facility and the other stopped kinning him and switched to a Project Sekai kindating polycule